The Big Conspiracy Theory That Explains Everything

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QAnon has finally made it into the mainstream

I have been keeping an eye on this extremely complex conspiracy theory since before the 2016 election because I began following a rather mysterious blog called Kauilapele’s Blog which kept referring rather obliquely and in coded language about this theory which is often referred to as Q. The whole elaborate intellectual structure could be just the twisted nonsense it sounds like, created by ordinary people to see an order, however nefarious, imposed from above by economic elites. It could also, I suppose, have some elements of truth behind it.

Here’s some of what was discussed today (Sunday, July 7, 2018) in the Daily Beast.

“Plotters in the deep state tried to shoot down Air Force One and foil President Trump’s North Korea summit. A cabal of global elites, including top figures in Hollywood, the Democratic Party, and the intelligence agencies, are responsible for nearly all the evil in the world. And now Trump is going to fix it all with thousands of sealed indictments, sending the likes of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama straight to Guantanamo Bay.

Or at least that’s how the world is going for the believers of QAnon, the complex pro-Trump conspiracy theory that’s starting to having unpredictable effects in real life. The real  news can be bad for Trump, but in QAnon-world, the president and his supporters really are getting sick of winning.”

QAnon is unusual, according to University of Miami professor Joseph Uscinski, because it offers Republicans an alternate view of the world when they already control nearly the entire government. Usually, “conspiracy theories are for losers,” Uscinski said,

“Normally you don’t expect the winning party to use them, except when they’re in trouble,” Uscinski said.

“But the general story, outlined in a pro-QAnon video endorsed by Schilling, is that every president before Trump was a “criminal president” in league with all the nefarious groups of conspiracy theories past: the global banking elite, death squads operating on orders from Hillary Clinton, deep-state intelligence operatives, and Pizzagate-style pedohpile rings. In an effort to break this cabal’s grip, according to Q, the military convinced Trump to run for president.”

(This article also shows tweets connecting Roseann Barr to the Q group.)

Related Conspiracy Theory

This seems to be an extension of the theories about the New World Order and the Illuminati that I was hearing about just prior to the 2016 election which linked Hillary Clinton to the 13 Families who control all the events in our world. She does not belong to the these families according to the people sharing their prescience with us, but she partakes of some of the rituals practiced by these sick folks which include pedophilia and child trafficking (the roots of Pizzagate, a piece of conspiracy theory I never saw mentioned before the attack on Cosmic Pizza in Washington DC). It is impossible to exactly pin down the details of this breathtaking cabal (and it is breathtaking even as fiction). But here are some articles that foreshadow the Q movement.


“Some say, in an attempt to restore “balance” in the world, a New World Order was formed. Formed by America and Europe’s most elite (both in terms of wealth and power) with historical roots that date back centuries. This power-house formed by 13 families is known to be controlling practically everything around the globe. From political parties around the world, courthouses, educational institutions, natural resources, foreign policies, food, national economies, media houses, even terrorist organisations. They are the ones who decide where and when the next terror attack is going to happen, they decide when the markets will fall, they decide when a new government needs to take over, they decide what happens at the UN, they decide practically everything.”

(In case you don’t like to read url’s, in this article you can learn 35 things that the ruling cabal does not want you to know.)


Not everyone who writes about this conspiracy theory agrees about the details, not everyone names the same 13 families as holding the reins of the New World Order and some writers give power to lesser mortals who hold wealth and power. The QAnon people believe that Trump is the man who will overturn the old order that is pulling the strings of fate but if one of the goals of the Council or the Cabal is to get the world population below 1 billion by any means possible it seems more likely that Trump is trying to join the Cabal.

Who is screwed in this world view is you and me, we the people, mere pawns in the ploys of the human members of the New Mount Olympus. They are quite as capricious, according to myth, as the Greek and Roman gods of old and ordinary people who get caught in their plots have no power over the outcome which could be either great or terrible. How much truth there is in this conspiracy theory we may never know. The culling of the herd could look very much like the Rapture. Does what you believe determine what you will get?

Perhaps this particular conspiracy theory flares up before elections for some pretty mundane reasons, like a desire to win. Picturing Trump as some superhero who will rescue us from the elites is beyond any mental gymnastics my brain is capable of performing.

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What Should the Democrats Do

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What the Democrats should do is a trending topic right now. It doesn’t sound as if people, even people on the left, trust that Democrats have the right message, or know anything at all about getting candidates elected. I think that this is perhaps because the Democrats don’t cheat as much as the Republicans do right now. But then I suddenly had a flash of inspiration, the kind that comes to you when you are doing something else, like washing dishes. These kinds of eureka moments are persistent and they stay with you, even when you walk into another room. They also seem shockingly perfect, as in “why didn’t I ever think about this before!” In these moments you feel like Einstein when he came up with E=mc2. Or the way whoever figured out particle entanglement feels.

Democrats need to do exactly what Republicans want us to do. We need to do what the NRA wants us to do. We need to honor the Second Amendment. Democrats need to buy guns, lots of guns.

What are the bestsellers right now, according to the internet? Counting down to number one, they are:

5. Encore 209x.50 Magnum, 4. Remington Model 870 Pump Action Shotgun, 3. Bushmaster AR – 15 Semi-automatic Rifle, 2. Smith and Wesson Model 10 Revolver, 1 Colt M1911.

Democrats like to be stylish, so get one of those, or why not get all of them.

Blue Camo

I think there are “blue” camo clothes which might be quite useful in cities and would be quite symbolic. Also “blue” camo would be more attractive than “red” camo, although I do like those wool buffalo check jackets better in red.

What will we do with our guns? Well first we’ll have to take lessons and learn how to use them. Then we can accessorize, by adding things like cross-body gun cases or holsters. We can research the best gun locks and add those. Then we will need gun safes. The gun industry will be thriving.

Next we need to come up with social activities to participate in with our guns. We can take them to Walmart with us. We can go hunting together and shoot at skeets. We can roast marshmallows after ten mile hikes and dry our socks on our gun barrels (remember to take the clip out, please). Guns would be great company at demonstrations like when those neo-Nazis took their guns to Charlotte.

This new Democratic initiative should make both the Republican Party and the NRA very happy. It will strengthen the image of Democrats and the Democrats will then be ready for anything. (I sure hope you aren’t one of those people who doesn’t understand sarcasm).

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Faith and Freedom Coalition – You Have Mail


Last week I received one of those surveys from a political campaign that is actually a thinly veiled request for a donation. I have received many of these surveys from Democrats, but this is the first one I have received from the right. It is sponsored and paid for by an organization called the Faith and Freedom Coalition which was founded by someone named Ralph Reed to serve as a connector between the Tea Party and the Evangelicals. I’m not sure why I received this particular political solicitation since I lean pretty far to the left. Perhaps I am being trolled.  Perhaps some subtle spying is intended. Perhaps I was just placed on the wrong list.

But the rather long mailer does offer insight into the way this political solicitation literature looks on the right, what special interest groups have to say to those who vote Republican, what kind of propaganda is being spread, in this case, by a coalition with a religious agenda which they hope to further by backing Republicans.

In case you are interested:


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