HELICOPTOR LOVE: NOTICE ME: ME, ME, ME!
Why does Trump like to take press questions with the Presidential helicopter, Marine One, running nearby? Here’s some reasons that I surmise might explain this behavior. (Comic relief on the day Barr was invited to obfuscate before the Senate Judiciary Committee and the nation.)
- OBAMA DID IT WHICH IS A PROBLEM, BUT REAGAN ALSO DID IT SO IT’S FINE.
- EVERYONE HAS TO TALK VERY LOUD.
- IT’S DRAMATIC!
- HE GETS TO SAY “EXCUSE ME” WHILE HE RUDELY INTERRUPTS MEMBERS OF THE PRESS. HE GETS TO BE FAKE POLITE TO THE “FAKE” NEWS.
- EVERYBODY CAN SEE HOW BUSY AND IMPORTANT HE IS.
- HE IS VERY CONTROLLING AND THIS OFFERS LOTS OF WAYS TO CONTROL THE EVENT.
- HE CAN SHOW HIS DISDAIN FOR CLIMATE SCIENCE BY BURNING ALL THAT EXCESS FUEL.
- GIVEN HOW TERRIBLE THESE PRESSERS ARE, THEY ARE STILL PREFERABLE TO EITHER SEAN SPICER’S VERSION, OR THAT OF SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.
- IF PEOPLE CATCH HIM IN A LIE HE COULD SIMPLY CLAIM THEY ARE HARD OF HEARING WHILE HE HAS THE HEARING OF A 25 YEAR OLD.
- HE JUST LOVES TO BE NEAR BIG TRUCKS AND MILITARY-STYLE MACHINES THAT ENHANCE HIS MANLINESS.
- IT REMINDS EVERYONE THAT HE IS THE “COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF”.
- HE CAN MAKE A QUICK GET AWAY.
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